After only a couple of months of highly buzzed-about courtship and expertly dancing around the paparazzi, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have reportedly called it quits. According to E!, the 24-year-old “Hunger Games” star and the Coldplay frontman have already thrown in the proverbial towel, which is obviously devastating news for both gossip outlets and people who were really huge fans of the couple nickname “Martin Lawrence.”
Of course, both Lawrence and Martin could easily find another rebound to soften the blow from this first rebound — JLaw recently split from her “X-Men” costar Nicholas Hoult, while Martin separated from Gwyneth Paltrow after 10 years of marriage — but Lawrence’s suitor is going to have to make sure he brushes up on his “Real Housewives of New Jersey.” (And maybe even buy some beans.)
“I would just rather have somebody that has the same taste in reality TV and, you know, isn’t afraid to fart in front of me than to have big, passionate love,” she told Vanity Fair in their November issue. “I don’t like fighting, and I find argumentative people the most annoying people on the planet. Like, why do you still want to be fighting? It’s just unattractive. We should both just move on and watch TV. Basically, what I’m saying is all I need in a relationship is somebody to watch TV with me.”
Fellas, get in line.
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