December 24, 2024

New ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Poster Means Business

In less than a month, “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” lands in theaters, bringing the heroes in a half-shell back to live-action life for the first time in years.

Well, sort of live-action; the Turtles themselves are brought to life through performance capture, left to interact with human faces like Megan Fox as April O’Neil, Will Arnett as Vernon Fenwick, and William Fichtner as Shredder.

But fans will head to “Ninja Turtles” for the titular heroes themselves, and today’s brand new poster is all about those hard-partying, pizza-demolishing warriors. Except there’s no pizza or party times in sight here — right now, it’s all business.

Paramount

In addition to the new poster, there’s a new “Ninja Turtles” music video to listen to as well: Wiz Khalifa’s “Shell Shocked,” featuring Juicy J and Ty Dolla $ign, but sadly no Vanilla Ice, because we’re a long way from 1990.

“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” arrives on August 8.

Likes pizza, punch and pie. Dislikes the Chitauri.

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