November 15, 2024

Oh My God, 5SOS, That’s Not How You Breakfast

I don’t wanna say anything I can’t take back, but 5 Seconds Of Summer might actually be the worst at breakfast. Like, if you’re looking for some professionals to help break your fast, don’t call these guys. Lord only knows how they’d desecrate brunch.

In London for the iTunes Festival — they take the stage on Thursday, September 4, FYI — the “Amnesia” singers couldn’t have effed up the most important meal of the day more if they’d tried. Who sent you, 5SOS? Lunch? Dinner?!

First, 5SOS were unable to hit up a Starbucks because it, um, wasn’t open yet.

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Ashton finally got his hands on a banana and a latte, then — NO OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

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We were rooting for you. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU.

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Literally no words at this “breakfast” video. It’s like watching an alien presentation on human behaviors.

All of you, see me after class.

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Bad at filling out bios seeks same.

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