OK, OK, OK, we couldn’t let Jarvis Derrell of #shehashadit go just yet. Here’s his final final take on New York Fashion Week street style. Jarvis we’ll miss you! Until next time.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!! You betta serve me all types of Baby-Sitter’s Club: All Grown Up realness guuurrlll! I livvvvveeee!!! Kiesha guurrrlll, it looks like Miss Dawn has finally grew her some shondalaboobs and now she’s telling NYFW and all the shady Kweens of Stony Brook Awwwlllllll about em’!! YAAAAASSSS! Wheeewwww Mary Anne and Kristy betta hide their men, OKAAAAAYYYY!!!! #liftandseperate #broughttoyoubyducttapeandprayer #yaaassss #tossthathairkween #thekidsarentready #fierceinfloral #summercampcirca96 #camptwerkaway #sayhellotoherfriends #babysittersclub #andthatshowmybestfriendbecamemystepmom #furious #clutchthatclutch #myfave #nostalgicthriving #reignkweenreign
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YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!! Kweens, it’s the last day of NYFW, so make your street style statements now, or shondala-forever hold your peace!!! Okaaaaaaayyyy!!!! I mean Kiesha, these two Kweens clearly got the memo, so I KNOW everyone else did as well!!! Horizontal stripes vs. vertical stripes in a shondala-death match refereed by cheetah print and a fierce resting b**** face??? Ummm Kweens it sounds like EVERYONE wins here, amen!!! And her friend (Kween Anna Dello Russo), not to be topped, is serving us Star Wars intergalactic pop-up adventure book and 3-D glasses matching set REALNESS, and Kiesha I am gagging over it!!! Church, WHAT a duo!!! #yaaaasssss #reading #2for1special #girlfriendsatapartywewerentinvitedto #dontleaveme #ihateeveryonehere #gurrrlllmeto #stripesandstripesforever #hashtagblessed #kweensinmotion #ibettheybothsmelllikechardonnayandandgoodcredit #mustbenice #popupbook #3dstreetstyle #lookoutpolo #drycleaningmusthateher #obsessed
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WHHHHHEEEEEEWWWWW Kiesha guuuuurrrrrrrllll I’m dead!!! …. Like literally DEAD!!!! Now Kweens, THIS THIS THIS is how you not only shut down NYFW, but also remind everyone that Halloween is only 50 days away !!! I mean a visible bra, all black everything, with a Furry Monster/Street Bum/Warlock/Big Foot Jr./and/or Ex-Boyfriend WITH a matching clutch made from the back hair of whatever the hell this actually is??? Yaaaaasssss please!!! Color me obsessed!!! I love it, I hate it, I wanna touch it, I want it to touch me, I wanna run away!!! Hmmmm, well guuurrlll this must be how Lana Del Ray feels all the damn time!!! #yaaaassssss #idontknowwhethertocallpetaorthepolice #lesigh #whitegirlchoices #tinderprofilepicfromhell #hershoes #dontevengetmestarted #theyreflats #furious #dontlookatme #whatkindofhogwartstrickeryisthis #ladygagaisthatyoukween #comeon #youcancomeoutnow #iforgiveyouforartpop #lol #omgimuststop #tillnexttimekweens
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