There’s nothing quite like a family movie night. Between mom’s homemade popcorn and getting the whole family together, the nostalgic pleasure of taking in some cinematic magic from the comfort of one’s home seriously can’t be beat.
BUT — and this is a major “but” — nothing can put a dent in family night quite like an awkward (usually sexual) scene creeping in to ruin the fun. From heartwarming love stories that took a terrible turn to porno films disguised as innocent cartoons, here are 17 scenes we watched with our parents that we really, really wish we hadn’t:
17. Jack Draws Rose, “Titanic”
Watching this with one’s dad as an 11-year-old… Yeah. Traumatizing.
16. Edward And Bella Break The Bed, “Twilight: Breaking Dawn”
Awkward only because of how much mom enjoyed it.
15. Ben Affleck Puts Animal Crackers In Liv Tyler’s Lady Parts, “Armageddon”
Weird, but also hilarious. How is that remotely sexual?
14. The Bikini, “Varsity Blues”
A movie about high school football. What could possibly go wrong?
13. Veronica Strips For Billy, “Billy Madison”
Yeeesh. This was a lot for a 9-year-old watching a PG-13.
12. Anything With Fat Bastard, “Austin Powers”
Same goes for the never-ending dick joke.
11. The Third Nipple, “Mallrats”
Boys will be boys?
10. Mila Pleasures Natalie, “Black Swan”
Even in adulthood, this never ceases to be awkward.
9. Buffalo Bill’s First Dance, “Silence Of The Lambs”
Where did the pee-pee go?
8. Cameron Gets Her Hair Did, “There’s Something About Mary”
Ben Stiller’s zipper issue is a close second.
7. Pretty Much Anything From “Boogie Nights”
We really should have read some reviews first.
6. “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” “Ace Venture: Pet Detective”
(Some things are just too gross to re-live. Even as GIFs.)
5. Howard Plus Lea, “Howard the Duck”
Beastiality is just never a good time. We liked him much better in “Guardians of the Galaxy.”
4. The Lady In The Bathtub, “The Shining”
OH GOD WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!
3. At Least 80 Percent Of “American Beauty”
… But mostly when Kevin Spacey pleasures himself.
2. Jason Biggs Meets Pie, “American Pie”
In retrospect, the entire experience was pretty bad.
1. Puppet Sex, “Team America”
THIS WAS A CARTOON! NO FAIR!!
What awkward scenes did you watch with your parents? Let us know in the comments!
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