Hypothetically speaking, if you were going to find out that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson was starring in a “Baywatch” movie, how would you most prefer to receive said information?
Would it be in the form of a photo, perhaps? Say, one featuring The Rock sitting jauntily astride a SeaDoo wearing naught but a pair of swim trunks, accompanied by evocative, titillating hashtags including #WhoNeedsMouthToMouth and #RedShortsBeHugginABrotha?
WELL.
Go on, it’s okay. You can weep at the utter perfection.
This pic went up overnight (October 2) on The Rock’s instagram account, accompanied by an announcement from the actor that “Rumors are true… we’re making #BAYWATCH the movie. Edgy, raunchy and hopefully, funny as all hell. Cue slo mo running on the beach…”
…and cue more weeping at the realization that all our dreams are coming true.
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