The Six Greatest Things Angelina And Brad’s Kids Wrote On Her Wedding Dress

by Gil Kaufman 5 mins ago

We can’t wait to hear more details about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s secret French wedding. Like those embroideries sewn into Angie’s veil that were based on her six kids’ drawings — what were they of?

Thanks to Funny Or Die’s investigation into this urgent matter of national security, now we know. Well, not really, but here are some of our faves:

1. Are You My Mommy?

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2. Where It All Began

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3. That Weird Guy With The Blood

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4. Why, Mommy, Why?

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5. That Other Guy Who Keeps Calling

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6. Even We Think So

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