It’s a basic rule of Guy Code and of humanity in general: Thou shalt not interrupt thy neighbor while he is “getting busy.” Unfortunately for one Seattle guy, though, not everyone plays by that rule.
Paul J. Hunter was having the time of his life, receiving oral sex in a street-side alcove in Seattle’s Pioneer Square. But then a man and woman walked down the street, engaged in a loud argument, and stumbled upon the liaison. The interruption scared off Hunter’s lady friend.
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What happened next was an even bigger violation of Guy Code. For some unspecified reason, Hunter was fully donned in a tuxedo, so he hitched up his tux pants and let his anger get the best of him. According to police, Hunter shouted, “You’re dead mother******, you’re dead!” and fired a shot at them. Luckily, no one was hurt — the couple crouched behind a parked car as Hunter walked away from the scene. He was picked up by police shortly after, and has been charged with second-degree assault for opening fire.
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