Tinderland is home to some weird s–t, guys. I’m not sure why people love referencing food in their pick-up lines — whatever happened to a simple, “Hey, how’s it going?” — but here’s the worst of the worst when it comes to getting freaky with groceries.
1. It’s important to get to know whoever you’re Tindering with…
2. Even if they’re a vampire
3. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS
4. #deep #lifequestions
5. I’m swooning over this die-hard romantic
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6. Looks like spooning won’t lead to any forking for this dude
7. His name is Bacon. BACON.
8. The creepiest way to get a free lunch delivered to your office
9. This guy probably just needs more fiber in his diet
10. …
11. Well, this is an offer that’s almost too good to refuse
12. Maybe he just really likes the color green?
13. Nom nom no thank you
14. This guy must really like breakfast -_-
15. I get it, carbs are important
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