I may be alone in my assertion of this, but I have to believe there is a good contingent out there that would second this emotion: old-school Ryan Gosling is better than current-day Ryan Gosling. Hands-down.
My feelings on this matter might be swayed by what is commonly called the “hipsterish” tendency to only like an artist’s early work because one was an early supplicant at the altar of said artist’s greatness.
You see, around 16 years ago I was basically the modern-day equivalent of a Belieber for Gosling. I filled approximately two journals with outpourings of pre-teen adoration for the actor/singer/triple threat — the existence of which I have kept relatively on the DL until now, when they could function as serviceable fodder for an article on an entertainment news site. (Never throw anything away, folks!)
From a brief perusal of said journals, I have pulled together a pretty thorough argument for why Young Gosling is better than this dude.
At least to my 13-year-old self. Because … I mean … abs.
1) He Was On An Excellent Program Called ‘Breaker High’
Gosling played a “nerdy” dude named Sean Hanlon on said show, which was about kids who went to school on a cruise ship — like you do. When the network that broadcast the show in my hometown of Mystic, Connecticut, changed the show’s timeslot to an hour before school was out, I wrote a strongly worded letter. I wish I were kidding.
2) And On ‘Breaker High’ He Had Amazing Hair
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