May 19, 2024

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‘You’re Pregnant With A Stripper’ Wins Best Quote Of The New ‘Snooki & JWOWW’ Trailer

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If you’ve been privileged enough (*sarcasm*) to experience the hormonal and physical atrocities associated with pregnancy and the clawing, oxygen-sucking pains of labor, then you will surely relate to the fourth — and final (please don’t shoot the messenger) — season of “Snooki & JWOWW,” which comes equipped with countless mentions of vaginal discomfort and mucous plugs. And if you have no idea what a mucous plug is, we implore you to edumacate yourself with 12 new episodes of the show, starting November 5.

We just got our hands on the Season 4 trailer, and it’s only a small taste of the LOL-ness in store (hey, this is the Internet — we’re allowed to make up words). With both girls pregnant and one on the way to the altar, we couldn’t have dreamed up a better recipe for the type of ridiculousness that only occurs between longtime best friends who, just four years ago, were beating up their roommates (see: “Jersey Shore,” Season 2). Ah, the way they were.

In the video below, you’ll find scenes that epitomize love, friendship and the misery miracle of birth. Give it a watch, plus check out our picks for its best quotes.

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“Me and Jenni are having two babies…it’s gonna be a s**t show.” — Snooki

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“I think I’m gonna poop because I ate two grilled cheeses.” — Snooki, mid-labor

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“You’re all uninvited.” — Snooki, to her bridal shower ...

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Diem Brown’s Friends Have Become ‘An Army Of Caregivers,’ Says BFF

by 37 mins ago

When times are tough, love and support from good friends can make all the difference in staying positive. In Diem Brown’s case, she’s got an infinite amount of people rooting for her — including every single “Challenge” fan out there — as she takes on her third battle against cancer. She’s that special of a person.

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Earlier this week we posted an incredibly moving photo of Diem’s longtime love Chris “CT” Tamburello lying at her hospital bedside. The two have had their ups and downs — we can never be sure whether they’re on or off — but no matter their relationship status, their bond runs deep and true.

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Diem also has BFF and E! correspondent Alicia Quarles to keep her going. Quarles has been there for her dear friend every step of the way, accompanying her to the hospital for treatment and creating a support page for her on MedGift.com, a site dedicated to helping cancer patients that Brown has dedicated the past seven years to growing. So far nearly $68,000 has been donated and Quarles provides steady updates on Brown’s progress. She writes in the bio:

“[Diem's] friends and I created this page to keep all of you informed. Your positive thoughts and feedback are sure to make her feel supported every day. Thank you ALL for taking the time to care, pray and love with us.”

Quarles elaborated to E! News yesterday, saying, “We’ve ...

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Wombmates, Ep. 6: SNOOKBaby & JWOWWBaby Scope Out Baby Beach Gorillas

by 16 mins ago

While most pregnant women are over the moon to soon be welcoming a mini-me into the world, any one of them will tell you that constantly getting kicked in the ribs or peeing every time they sneeze is the pits. Jenni Farley has been pretty vocal about feeling crummy during her daughter-to-be’s incubation period, and her BFF, Nicole Polizzi, definitely didn’t enjoy waddling around Seaside Heights — in 90-degree weather, no less — during her third trimester with son Lorenzo. But both guidettes are incredibly excited to give birth (JWOWW’s due with her first in July, Snooki’s set to pop out her second — a girl — in the fall), and to celebrate, we created an animated web series of their baby bumps gossiping like old friends while waiting (impatiently) to be delivered. It was a labor of love (heh), we must say, and we hope you dig it as much as we do.

In our sixth and final episode (*tear*) of “Wombmates,” the bumps lather up with oil and scope out their future dating prospects during a hot beach day. JWOWWBaby is feeling rather fried, so she decides to take a swim in the water…and out her mom’s birth canal. It’s D-Day!

MORE WOMBMATES
Episode 1: Sonogram Selfies
Episode 2: Gym Buddies
Episode 3: Smush-Free Zone
Episode 4: Shopping Spree
Episode 5: Rising Signs

Wombmates, Ep. 5: SNOOKBaby & JWOWWBaby Compare Astrological Signs

by 1 hour ago

While most pregnant women are over the moon to soon be welcoming a mini-me into the world, any one of them will tell you that constantly getting kicked in the ribs or peeing every time they sneeze is the pits. Jenni Farley has been pretty vocal about feeling crummy during her daughter-to-be’s incubation period, and her BFF, Nicole Polizzi, definitely didn’t enjoy waddling around Seaside Heights — in 90-degree weather, no less — during her third trimester with son Lorenzo. But both guidettes are incredibly excited to give birth (JWOWW’s due with her first in July, Snooki’s set to pop out her second — a girl — in the fall), and to celebrate, we created an animated web series of their baby bumps gossiping like old friends while waiting (impatiently) to be delivered. It was a labor of love (heh), we must say, and we hope you dig it as much as we do.

In our latest episode of “Wombmates,” SNOOKBaby and JWOWWBaby look to the stars to see if they’re compatible BFFs. Survey says: duh.

MORE WOMBMATES
Episode 1: Sonogram Selfies
Episode 2: Gym Buddies
Episode 3: Smush-Free Zone
Episode 4: Shopping Spree

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Wombmates, Ep. 2: SNOOKBaby & JWOWWBaby Get Dragged To The Gym

by 06/05/14

While most pregnant women are over the moon to soon be welcoming a mini-me into the world, any one of them will tell you that constantly getting kicked in the ribs or peeing every time they sneeze is the pits. Jenni Farley has been pretty vocal about feeling crummy during her daughter-to-be’s incubation period, and her BFF, Nicole Polizzi, definitely didn’t enjoy waddling around Seaside Heights — in 90-degree weather, no less — during her third trimester with son Lorenzo. But both guidettes are incredibly excited to give birth (JWOWW’s due with her first in July, Snooki’s set to pop out her second — a girl — in the fall), and to celebrate, we created an animated web series of their baby bumps gossiping like old friends while waiting (impatiently) to be delivered. It was a labor of love (heh), we must say, and we hope you dig it as much as we do.

In our latest episode of “Wombmates,” SNOOKBaby and JWOWWBaby get taken on involuntary elliptical machine rides, and commiserate over the fact that their moms have become so health-conscious. What ever happened to late-night pizza runs and sleeping ’til 4pm?

MORE WOMBMATES
Episode 1: Sonogram Selfies

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Snooki’s And JWOWW’s Baby Bumps Take Sonogram Selfies In ‘Wombmates’

by 05/28/14

While most pregnant women are over the moon to soon be welcoming a mini-me into the world, any one of them will tell you that constantly getting kicked in the ribs or peeing every time they sneeze is the pits. Jenni Farley has been pretty vocal about feeling crummy during her daughter-to-be’s incubation period, and her BFF, Nicole Polizzi, definitely didn’t enjoy waddling around Seaside Heights — in 90-degree weather, no less — during her third trimester with son Lorenzo. But both guidettes are incredibly excited to give birth (JWOWW’s due with her first in July, Snooki’s set to pop out her second — a girl — in the fall), and to celebrate, we created an animated web series of their baby bumps gossiping like old friends while waiting (impatiently) to be delivered. It was a labor of love (heh), we must say, and we hope you dig it as much as we do.

In our first episode, SNOOKBaby and JWOWWBaby accompany their moms to an ultrasound appointment, where they promptly snap a few selfies to be posted on social media. You’ve never seen such precious duck lips!

Check out the video, and stay tuned for the next episode, in which the bumps are involuntarily taken on a shaky elliptical ride at the gym.

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