May 4, 2024

This Heavy Metal Baby Is Already Cooler Than You

Some babies are just born cooler than others — like Nao Hazuki’s new daughter, who apparently already knows how to throw up the horns like a pro.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Hazuki is a member of Grollschwert, a melodic deathrash metal band from Japan? Or maybe this babe is just destined for great — and intensely metal — things?

“Where did you memorize that…” Hazuki tweeted, along with a photo of his baby just casually drinking from her bottle — and rocking out.

Better get this kid some string or sticks — ASAP. We’re guessing we’ve got another future Jonah Rocks — or Unlocking The Truth — on our hands here.

Brenna Ehrlich is a reporter for MTV News as well as the senior writer/editor for the O Music Awards. In the past, she served as associate editor at Mashable, penned a netiquette column for CNN and co-authored the blog and book “Stuff Hipsters Hate.” She likes trying not to die in moshpits and listening to songs on repeat. Follow her on Twitter @BrennaEhrlich for news on cats and punk bands.

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