April 29, 2024

This Woman Will Poop On Your Doorstep If You Don’t Clean Up After Your Dog

Attention dog owners of Los Angeles: If you don’t clean up after your pooch, then you’ll have to clean up after Beverly Grove resident Annie Preece. Or at least that’s what she threatens, if she finds another doggie present on her lawn:

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Preece’s not-so-neighborly note first appeared on Reddit earlier this month and has since gone viral. You’ve got to admire her dedication to the cause. The message is so elegantly written — the straightforward topic sentence draws attention to her thoughtful persuasive arguments, which smoothly transition into a vividly detailed conclusion.

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“I would never really do this, but it got the point across,” Preece — who, in addition to being a superstar note-writer, is also a street artist and muralist — told KTLA TV.

Still, clean up after your pets, folks. The only kind of poop it’s acceptable to leave for anyone is the poop emoji.

About the author  ⁄ Deepa Lakshmin

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