April 27, 2024

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Renee Zellweger Is Glad You Noticed Her Transformation

by 3 mins ago

Earlier this week, Renee Zellweger made an appearance at Elle’s Women in Hollywood awards — an appearance you’ve probably heard about, since the internet has been abuzz ever since about how different the actress looks after a few years out of the spotlight.

Many headlines referred to Zellweger as “unrecognizable,” which seems mainly to mean that she doesn’t look much like the cheeky, squinty cutie-pie who won an Oscar back in 2003. Which should be kind of a no-duh statement (like, go on and raise your hand if you’ve looked exactly the same for the past ten years) but after two days of frenzied chatter, rather than leaving the world to its snarky speculation, the actress has finally chimed in. Speaking to People, she’s happily confirmed that yes, she looks different, and she’s so glad you noticed.

“I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” Zellweger said.

Zellweger has been living much more quietly of late — her last movie was in 2010 — and was open about the fact that any changes you see are healthy ones, ones which she made after spending years running on empty.

“Rather than stopping to recalibrate, I kept running until I was depleted and made bad choices about how to conceal the exhaustion,” she said. “I was aware of the chaos and finally chose different things.”

Also, she didn’t hesitate to point out that the people who see her new look as dramatic are people who stopped ...

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‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay’ Is Coming! Here’s How To Spend The Next 30 Days

by 21 mins ago

Gird your loins, ready your weapons, and Effie your Trinkets, y’all: In just one month, “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1” will finally hit theaters. And if you’re so excited to see this movie that you’re afraid you simply cannot make it through the next thirty days without completely losing it, then dude, so are we. Which is why we’ve got this structured to-do list, filling the hours between now and the premiere, so that we may all make it through this difficult time.

Day 1: Get back in a Panem state of mind by re-reading the entire “Hunger Games” trilogy.

Day 2-3: Cry for 48 hours over the death of [SPOILER].

Day 4-5: Cry for another 48 hours over the way [OTHER SPOILER] got [SPOILERED.]

Day 6: Brush up your archery skills.

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Day 7: Tell your friends and family that you’re legally changing your name to “The Mockingjay.”

Day 8: Perfect your phony Capitol society laugh.

Day 9-10: Raise awareness for the oncoming revolution by discreetly burning Mockingjay symbols into your neighbors’ lawns. Bonus: Sneak into the local grocery store and replace all the bread with Mockingjay loaf.

Day 11: Find a very tall building in which to practice your six-second elevator striptease.

Day 12: At your arraignment, explain with great frustration that you’re not a pervert, you’re a tribute.

Day 13: Tickets to a midnight screening should be available now. Someone should probably buy them.

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Day 14: Start sleeping every night with a life-sized shirtless Finnick Odair plush toy.

Day 15: This ...

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6 Insanely Expensive Halloween Costumes

by 8 mins ago

If a white sheet with eyeholes or a $10 drugstore mask are seeming a little low-rent to you this Halloween, then perhaps something a little bit more elaborate is in order before you start pounding the pavement for treats. Just rob a bank, raid your trust fund, or sell a few vital organs, and you can be King Halloweenie with one of these six wildly pricey costumes!

1. Moves like Jaeger
Cost: $345,000

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Thanks to the robotics geniuses at Japan’s Sakakibara Kikai company, you can use their fully functional Landwalker mech suit to dress as a “Pacific Rim” Jaeger, a “Star Wars” All-Terrain Scout Transport, or that bad guy from “Avatar.” The thing even comes equipped with guns — guns! — the better to blast your way through crowds of kiddies in order to get to the house down the block that’s giving away full-on Snickers bars instead of those pathetic fun-size nuggets.

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2. Everything is awesome, especially your costume
Cost: $2,000

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Why dress up as a mere character from “Star Wars,” when you could go as “Star Wars” in its entirety?! Thanks to the geniuses at LEGO, you can turn your entire body into a fully-realized intergalactic landscape complete with Death Star, Ewok village, the Millenium Falcon, Jabba’s sail barge, and more. Be sure to set aside another $100 or so to buy extra Stormtroopers.

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3. The bird is the word
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11 Terrifying Movies You Can Stream On Netflix Right Now

by 34 mins ago

With exactly 11 days left until Halloween, there’s never been a better time to schedule a daily horror-film screening on your calendar. And with these 11 excellent films currently available on Netflix streaming, you can scream your way to the end of the month with a full gamut of scary fare: from humorous horror to grainy found-footage flicks, from gross-out gore to a nice case of the atmospheric creeps.

1. “Let the Right One In” (“Låt den Rätte Komma In”)

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What it’s about: A lonely, bullied young boy is fascinated by his new neighbor, a tweenage girl who only comes out at night for reasons you can probably guess. An American version of this film was made starring Kodi Smit-McPhee and Chloë Grace Moretz, but the Swedish original is decidedly creepier.
Watch it if: You ever fantasized about having your own personal, supernatural bodyguard to rip the throats out of those who tormented you.

2. “The Bay”

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What it’s about: A bayside celebration devolves into deadly chaos, with documentary-style footage revealing that the town’s waters have been invaded by a mutant parasite.
Watch it if: You hate the ocean and everything in it.

3. “Dead End”

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What it’s about: A family’s Christmas Eve roadtrip turns into an existentialist nightmare, as they become lost on an endless, exit-less back road, where each pit stop results in someone’s death.
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EXCLUSIVE: There’s No Escaping This Creepy Cult In New YA Horror ‘Creed’

by 26 mins ago

There’s no shortage of scary shenanigans happening in “Creed,” a YA horror novel by Lindsay Currie and Trisha Leaver that will release early next month. It starts with the classic horror trope of a teen road trip gone wrong, then takes a sharp left turn into a community full of maniacal zealots, led by a deranged preacher who’s one of the most terrifying characters ever to grace a page. We’d rather take a year-long gig teaching botany to the “Children of the Corn” than take a gas-and-bathroom break on a sunny day in Purity Springs.

What makes “Creed” so terrifying? For one, its monsters are human.

“Not that we don’t love a good fanged monster, or a creepy ghost story, but we believe the darkness that surrounds us every day is far more terrifying than any paranormal creature Hollywood could dream up,” Currie and Leaver told MTV News via email. “It’s the evil that lingers within a chosen few, their dark paths and tortured existence, that we try to capture. What can we say . . . we like to explore the darker side of humanity.”

And when it comes to their debut novel, things get awfully dark, awfully fast.

“Here’s fair warning,” the authors wrote. “The ending of ‘Creed’ is unsettling, disturbing, and all too real. These towns really do exist. Side note – always keep a tire iron in your trunk.”

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Watch Shailene Woodley Viciously Murder A Pumpkin

by 24 mins ago

Shailene Woodley is making the rounds to promote “White Bird in a Blizzard,” but her Wednesday night appearance on “The Tonight Show” was all about Orange Gourd In A Vise, as she and Jimmy Fallon played everyone’s favorite exploding pumpkin game.

For those not in the know, the Pumpkin Timebomb is created by snapping rubber bands one at a time around the middle of a pumpkin, with the pressure of the bands eventually becoming so much that (spoiler alert) the pumpkin goes kablooey. Thanks to a dramatic soundtrack piped in over the show’s loudspeakers, the entire ordeal is actually much more suspenseful than it has any right to be, right down to the point where the “bomb” goes off and Shailene does a little victory dance over its lifeless carcass.

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14 Times Jessica Lange Killed Us Dead On ‘American Horror Story’

by 10 mins ago

Although this latest season of “American Horror Story” is widely considered to be the one that’ll finally land its star Sarah Paulson a much-deserved Emmy win, that delightful proposition comes with a bitter aftertaste: It is also, supposedly, the last time we’ll ever see Jessica Lange in any of her various roles as the show’s extraordinary grande dame.

Ever since her surprise series-stealing performance as Constance Langdon in “American Horror Story: Murder House,” La Lange has delivered a show on top of a show in her every AHS appearance. Multiple times per season, she slays us — and then, like one of Miss Robichaud’s hapless student witches, brings us back to life just to slay us a second time. Below, we round up all the best times we’ve died for Jessica Lange’s glorious horrorshow.

1. The only thing more poisonous than that cancer stick? Constance Langdon’s contempt.

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2. Any time Lange picks up a cigarette, you know death will shortly follow.

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3. And if looks could kill, this one would.

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4. Just dying over this Sister Jude truthbomb.

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5. After the killing: redecorating.

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6. And although she seems to be a bit sweeter lately…

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7. There’s always some spice to go with that sugar.

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8. What were we after this scene? Dead. Dead dead, bo-bed, banana-fana-fo-fed.

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9. When Jessica Lange isn’t personally slaying the AHS audience, she’s killing the patriarchy.

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Galadriel Smooches Gandalf In A New ‘Hobbit’ Poster

by 12 mins ago

After getting a peek at Evangeline Lilly’s steely gaze in her character poster for “The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,” the orc armies (or whomever) in charge of creating buzz for the upcoming film seem to have gone into overdrive.

A slew of new posters have flooded the internet over the past day or so, and if you weren’t thirsting for an epic war before, you will be once you’ve seen them. One of the most striking is this one, in which Galadriel extends a hand to a precariously-positioned Gandalf. Did the grey wizard ever meet a ledge he didn’t feel the need to dangle from?

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Galadriel and Gandalf also seem to be having an intimate moment in this poster, tweeted out by the film’s official Twitter stream:

And Thorin Oakenshield is looking angstier then ever atop his throne under the mountain:

And of course, there’s Azog. Still defilin’.

“The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies” will be in theaters December 17.

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See How One Instagrammer Is Making His Friends Into Movie Stars

by 11 mins ago

To be filed under “awesome ideas we wish we’d come up with ourselves”: One movie-minded Instagram user has created the coolest photo stream, featuring his friends and family recast as Hollywood heroes with the help of petite movie postcards.

Jaemy Choong, known on Instagram as @jaemyc, seems to have stumbled onto the idea over the summer; since July, he’s made dozens of these amazing movie poster mashups. We’ve rounded up a few of our favorites:

Extra virginy!

SILENCE.

This is your Captain, cleaning.

Expert alignment.

Aww, how… precious.

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Watch Zach Galifianakis Describe How His Son’s Testicles Fit Perfectly Into His Bellybutton

by 13 mins ago

Fatherhood is full of magic moments, but there has been none so magical for Zach Galifianakis as the moment in which, while bathing with his infant son, he discovered that the universe had conspired to prove that they truly belonged together:

“I realized, when were bathing once, that his testicles fit perfectly in my bellybutton,” Galifianakis told Jimmy Fallon on “The Tonight Show” Monday.

For more golden insights and sage parenting advice (including the value of “prenatal spanking”), watch the full video below.

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