While you’re busy complaining about how the new iOS8 QuickText predictive text feature keeps mangling what you’re trying to say (or figuring out that using it on Tinder doesn’t work at all), Jonathan Mann has been busy writing songs with it.

His ‘iOS Autocomplete Song,” part of his six-year “Song a Day” project, sounds a bit like an OK Go B-side, except with lyrics that make zero sense. “A boyfriend is so good to be/A good day for/A few weeks ago I have a lot more,” he sings. “Than one of my life and the best thing to me/That I have no clue who they are the same.”

Please to enjoy the suspense is terrible.

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Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are my favorite, faaaavorite celebrity couple, and this? Right here? This is why.

Shepard was on “Conan” Monday to talk about his role in “This Is Where I Leave You” — a film in which, in case you didn’t know, he appears completely naked. And in addition to doing squats and lunges in an attempt to combat the effects of “tall white guy syndrome” (better known in some circles as “pancake manbutt”), the actor also struggled with the question of what to do with what Andy Richter described as the “forest in the valley,” and what Dax himself called “a werewolf trying to escape my buttcrack.”

That’s where Kristen Bell came in: with a pair of generic drugstore hair clippers, which she wielded with great affection while singing — get this — “Funky Town.”

Seriously, is there any celebrity pair cuter than these two? It’s not even about the butt-shaving, specifically; they just seem to have so much trust, and it’s really very sweet.

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If you’ve ever wondered whether your friends are really as sweet and supportive as they seem, then this video should clear that right up for you:

No. No, they are not. Rather, inside every seemingly supportive friend is a scheming, snarking cesspool of envy and hatred! At least, that’s the deal if you’re a girl. If you’re a guy, your best friend’s biggest secret is that he cares for you much more than he knows how to express. Aww.

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Taylor Swift’s “Out Of The Woods” details a pretty shaky relationship (I’m looking at you, Harry). But one thing about the new song is still going strong: her relationship with co-writer/producer Jack Antonoff.

Tay dropped her second 1989 single at midnight (October 14), and shortly after it went #1 on iTunes, Jack and Taylor couldn’t be more excited.

Antonoff’s girlfriend Lena Dunham posted this throwback picture, writing, “Took this the first time @taylorswift & @jackantonoff made music together in our living room. Now they are #1 on iTunes with #OutOfTheWoods. Kvelling.” I’m kvelling, too, Lena.

That’s the first time they collaborated? We’re looking at history, people! They’re really into it — see how music-nerdy Jack seems at his computer? And Taylor’s all like, “No, we need more EMOTION.”

Swift also needed her pal’s tech skillz this morning when it came to managing iTunes. Turns out, buying your own song is harder than it seems.

Jack already walked into wall while walking his dog. TSwift posted this text convo, while telling fans, “Clearly, we are very nonchalant about the whole thing. #whereismyCHILL.”

Taylor posted lyrics on her Tumblr, and Jack professed his love for working with her. Musical soulmates? Yes, indeed.

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One Direction almost had me for a second. When they released the acoustic version of “Steal My Girl” early Tuesday (October 14), I almost thought they released the same song. That’s because 1D’s vocals sound flawless with or without production.

The difference is in the piano, but most of the song stays the same — which means, yes, Zayn’s beautiful, angelic high note is still there. Instead of the powerful Journey-esque chords, the song is slightly stripped down, exposing more of the guys’ harmonies.

“Steal My Girl” is getting a video treatment, as Zayn, Harry, Liam, Niall and Louis continue to tease us with photos of sumo wrestlers and Danny Devito on set. I know. It’s strange, but we love them. The “Steal My Girl” video is expected out October 24. Until then, watch this teaser they put out yesterday:

What do you think of the acoustic version? Let us know in the comments below!

Emilee Lindner

Member of MTV News' Cat Braintrust, has an unhealthy obsession with pork dumplings and tweeting Austin Mahone's mom. Follow @emileelindner

By Andres Tardio

After a year filled with disses, 50 Cent might just be done feuding with Floyd Mayweather.

“I don’t have bad intentions for Floyd,” the G-Unit General tells XXL. “I don’t want to see him lose. I don’t go to sleep and wake up like, ‘I hope you f–king lose, stupid.’ No, I already got past that when I said what I said. I’m already done dealing with that right there.”

Despite saying he’s done feuding with the boxer, 50 also elaborated on why he’s mocked Mayweather’s past relationship with model Shantel Jackson, who is now with Nelly.

“I don’t understand how you get to that point and it still be so f–ked up with the girls and sh-t like that,” he says. “There is no woman that I f–ked with that I wasn’t finished with before I finished the situation, since I had been successful. I don’t lose people to another person.”

50′s been trolling Mayweather all year, even dissing the fighter’s literacy, which is at least part of the reason he’s been called “The Ultimate Troll.”

One person 50 isn’t trolling with is Eminem. In fact, Fif says he doesn’t see himself ever feuding with his mentor in the XXL interview.

“Eminem gave me the shot that I needed at a point where he was so influential that there was nobody more influential than him,” 50 explains. “I don’t have value for a lot of the relationships that I developed coming ...

A picture might be worth a thousand words, but on Taylor Swift’s new song, that number drops down to seven: “Are we out of the woods yet?”

Released at midnight on Tuesday (October 14), “Out Of The Woods” finds the defender of Scottish Folds everywhere reminiscing while staring at an old Polaroid — and those memories aren’t pleasant.

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Swift took the photo with an ex-boyfriend, who, according to her recent Rolling Stone cover story, might be Harry Styles of One Direction.

She describes how no matter what the two were doing — dancing like nobody’s watching, getting in snowmobile accidents, etc. — one thought always tagged along: “Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?”

“This was a relationship where I was kind of living day to day,” the “Shake It Off” singer explains in a recent YouTube video. “It was a relationship where you kind of never feel like you’re standing on solid ground.”

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According to Taylor, that feeling of instability is no more, and she has said that she has her strong, newfound friendships with women like Karlie Kloss and Lena Dunham to thank for it.

Dunham’s boyfriend, fun. guitarist Jack Antonoff, actually co-wrote and co-produced the song with Taylor. (Swedish Pop Lord Max Martin also lent a ...