Those sculptures that Miley Cyrus exhibited during New York Fashion Week — what do they mean? I dove headfirst into her self-proclaimed “Dirty Hippie” art to find the answers.
1.) This is a statement on fast food.
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2.) This is a statement on medical marijuana.
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3.) This is a statement on capitalism.
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4.) This is a statement on time itself.
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5.) This.
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6.) This is a young woman’s face.
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7.) So is this.
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8.) She’s terrified, but of what?
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9.) The die spell “D Y A R O Y N U,” which might be an anagram for “Y YR DAN U R,” or “Why, you’re Dan, you are.” Probably not.
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10.) Miley literally ate half a pound of Sugar Daddies for art.
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11.) Life was hard before remotes.
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12.) No one’s ever gonna eat that candy.
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13.) Or this gummy Krabby Patty. Also, gummy Krabby Patties exist.
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14.) Miley swipes those 3D glasses from the theaters, too.
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15.) Bears love bow ties.
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16.) Except for this one.
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17.) Miley still can’t be tamed.
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18.) Her anaconda anahconda ...