As much as Matthew McConaughey has the image of being just a regular guy, mostly interested in just keeping living, he’s not. You want to know how I know this? Because he showed up to the Astros-Red Sox game wearing a fanny pack, and he looked awesome.

“I’m not afraid of the fanny pack,” he told CSN Houston’s Julia Morales during a mid-game interview (via Deadspin), which is online and exists for everyone’s enjoyment.

The McConaughey had some wise words, however, for those brave enough to follow in his footsteps. “You’ve got to kind of put it on the side to make it look a little not as nerdy, but still, practicality wins out.”

Truer words have never been spoken.

Kevin P. Sullivan

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“22 Jump Street” was one of the craziest movies of 2014, and there was nothing crazier than the end credits sequence, which imagined decades of “Jump Street” sequels and merchandise.

The most disturbing part of the credits, however, wasn’t an actual movie poster but an electronic playset for “39 Jump Street.” The goal of the game? For kids to shoot four dildos with lasers, which were stand-ins for Rob Riggle’s character’s man-parts: he was shot there in the first movie, though why he has four, we have no idea.

But as “22 Jump Street” co-director Chris Miller found out, there’s nothing you can dream up that the Internet won’t take to the next level.

Yup, that’s right kids. What was a quick shot in the movie is now a real live playset, with two of those electronic laser tag guns you had as a kid and, of course, a complete set of fake d–ks. It’s suitable for ages 3 and up, because nothing says family fun like shooting lasers at a bunch of dildos together.

It also comes with its very own brick wall on which to mount said d–ks, because the most obvious place for law-breaking d–ks to go is on top of a short brick wall.

As of this writing, Rob Riggle has not responded to Miller, but if he doesn’t want it, we’d be glad to take it off the director’s hands. You know… for journalism.

Is this the weirdest thing that’s ever been actually created for a movie? Possibly. But ...

Marriage is hard work as it is, but throw in an affair (a la Elizabeth) and a liar (that would be Elizabeth and David), and you’ve got a not-so-romantical recipe for disaster.

Shortly after the “Finding Carter” premiere, a whopping 79% of you said that David and Elizabeth didn’t stand a chance, mainly due to the police officer’s ongoing tryst with her sexy coworker Kyle. But according to the seemingly shocking mid-season trailer (infidelity confessions! tears! blood! gunfire! ZOMG!), Elizabeth will “do anything” to make things right in her marriage. “ANYTHING?” David replied. (Our thoughts exactly, Mr. Wilson!)

Not to mention, after last week’s episode, Elizabeth seemed to see David in a whole new light after he really stuck it to Lori during an unfriendly phone call. The convo ended with David having the last word — take THAT, Lori, in all your dumb-disguise glory! — and an unexpected hot ‘n heavy smooch with his wifey. It appears that David is no longer a penniless loser (Gammy’s words, not ours) in Mama Wilson’s eyes, and she doesn’t even know about the secret book deal yet.

Could this mean the Wilsons are on the verge of falling back in love? Or is all hope already lost for the couple? Cast your vote, and catch an all-new episode of “Finding Carter” tomorrow at 10/9c!

Tina Smithers

Ed Sheeran’s “Don’t” is a song about a relationship gone awry and the sadness and confusion that come with that, so who better to get for the remix than Rick Ross?

Right?

Well, it may not sound like an obvious match on paper, but it kind of makes sense: Rozay has a history of remixing pop songs, like Lorde’s “Royals,” and Ed’s love for rap is well known. Plus, he’s got an upcoming collaborative album with Game.

And when we take things off of the paper and into our earbuds, it’s clear that Ricky’s gruff vocals give the X track remix a bit of an MMG feel. It’s a combo a fan of either guy can likely appreciate.

The two hung out back in September, and seem to have hit it off. We’ll take this for now, but how ’bout an original track next time, fellas?

Adam Fleischer

With 50 years of television history, and seven (recent) seasons of plot to get caught up on, getting ready for the eighth series premiere of “Doctor Who” can be a daunting task.

That’s exactly why, when MTV News caught up with series stars Peter Capaldi (The Doctor), Jenna Coleman (Clara Oswald), Executive Producer Steven Moffat and after-show host/professional Whovian Chris Hardwick on the TARDIS blue carpet premiere in New York City, we asked them to get fans up to speed in no time.

Specifically, in 30 seconds. With as many sound effects as possible.

There you go, everything you ever needed to know about “Doctor Who,” simply and easily explained! Now take a deep breath, and get ready for the premiere on BBC America on Saturday, August 23 at 8 p.m. ET.

Alex Zalben

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Wiz Khalifa is all about his friends, so it’s no surprise that when he packs up every summer for his Under the Influence of Music Tour, the T.G.O.D. captain loads the lineup with his most talented and trusted buddies. Still, that doesn’t mean things don’t get competitive on the road.

MTV News caught up with the Pittsburgh MC when he hit the DTE Energy Music Theatre right outside of in Clarkson, Michigan, on Sunday, August 10. While we were backstage, a group of the tour’s biggest draws, including Ty Dolla $ign, Sage the Gemini, Mack Wilds, Iamsu and Wiz himself, challenged each other to a serious game of flip cup.

What a great way to unwind before the show — and before Wiz drops his third major label LP, Blacc Hollywood, on Tuesday. You have to watch to see who’ll win!

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