Aubrey Plaza has a good reason for being surrounded by penises this summer. She was bestowed with the title of Maid Of Honor in a wedding, she spilled to Conan last night.

She began her stint on the talk show with a sentence that almost left Conan speechless: “So. Many. Penises.” Let her explain. This summer, she was doing her due diligence as MOH by making sure the bachelorette party in Delaware—for which the hashtag #JUSTDEWEYIT was also created—had plenty, nay, even endless penis props and party favors all around.

The “Life After Beth” star prepped for the event by shipping the penis paraphernalia to her mom’s house, who was a tad surprised to find dick-shaped lollipops, hats and necklaces in place of her other daughter’s Catholic school uniforms. But the real fun ramped up once the girls hit the beach.

And the cake they acquired was so, uh, realistic, that Conan wouldn’t even show it on TV! Luckily, it’s on Twitter:

And finally, Penis relaxes.

But the action didn’t stop there. Aubrey filled Conan in on all the details of the debaucherous bachelorette party, noting that her fellow bridesmaids filled the “male stripper” quota with two local dudes from the beach.

The volunteers were very down to take it all off, and although the presentation was a little amateur, they were complete professionals about being compensated.

“They got what was coming for them,” Plaza said. And apparently, so did Aubrey.

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We all know by know that Justin Timberlake is a good guy. He’s the kind of date you’d want your daughter to bring home, he’s the buttoned up, suit-and-tie, clean cut nice guy. But last night he took it one step further.

In a post on a website The Manifest Station, Marika Rosenthal Delan, the mother of an 8-year-old boy with autism shared her story of attending a Justin Timberlake concert with her son Julian.

Marika and her husband took Julian to the concert for his birthday despite his young age because it was his one request, but like any mother, she was worried that the adults at the concert would be disturbed or annoyed by her son.

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Boy, was she wrong. She describes a group of “model-esque girls” who sat near them, and she was afraid that her son’s excited repeating of “It’s my birthday!! This is my present! This is my present! I love you JT!” would ruin their night. But in the end, it was these same girls who helped get Justin’s attention during a lull in the show, and let him know that his biggest 8-year-old fan was having a birthday.

And in typical Timberlake fashion, he not only acknowledged and addressed Julian, but dedicated a rendition of “Happy Birthday” to him, while the whole crowd helped sing. Watch Justin serenade Julian in the video below, and read more of Marika’s ...

Love Jennifer Lawrence? Of course you do. It’s time to show the world just how much you love the Oscar winner. Use our handy dandy gift guide to outfit yourself with the finest earrings, art and even footwear any Lawrence fan could wish for.

1. Apparel That Asks Life’s Pertinent Questions

2. Sleep With Your Face On Jennifer Lawrence’s Face

3. An Actual Altar

4. A Tribute To “American Hustle”/JLaw’s Torso

5. JLaw In Your Ear

6. Thank God For Your Jennifer Lawrence Shirt

7. What A Charming Bracelet

8. A Greeting Card And A Challenge

9. The Finest Jewels

10. A Useful Box To Put Things In

11. Show Your Lobe For JLaw

12. Bow Down

Katy Perry decided to take a break from the Prismatic World Tour to punch a little hole in her face. Well, nose, specifically. The “How We Do” singer took to Instagram to share an up close and personal account of deed, complete with a wincing “Ow!” that apparently made the piercer nervous.

“Last time I did this I was on my own with a safety pin & cube of ice @ 13,” Perry wrote. “This time I thought it was best I left it to the pro’s. Sorry mom (again)”

Oh girl… I know where you’ve been. If anyone’s going to put a hole in your body, it’s definitely best left up to the pros.

Katy hasn’t revealed the jewelry just yet, but I’ve got 20 bucks that says it’s going to be a teeny, tiny slice of pizza. After all, she needs to keep those accessories proper.

Katy Perry was recently nominated for a 2014 MTV Video Music Award in the Best Lyric Video category for “Birthday.” She’llface off against 5SOS, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone and Ariana Grande for the coveted Moonman.

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Hip-hop hasn’t been shy about its excitement over Remy Ma’s release from prison earlier this month. But there were a number of people who supported the Bronx native while she was locked up, too, and chief among them was 50 Cent.

“When I needed letters for my appeal, saying that if in fact I was released I would have a job and this is how I would stay out of trouble and reintegrate into society,” Remy began, during a recent interview with BET, “50 Cent had no problem not once, but twice signing letters saying that, ‘She would definitely have somewhere to work.’ And it wasn’t a delay. I didn’t feel like I had to chase anybody around.”

Rem also shouted out Keyshia Cole for supporting her early on, and said that once she was allowed to call cell phones, and not just land lines, she began to have increased contact with some fellow MCs.

That’s when she started connecting with guys like French Montana and Jadakiss, each of whom she collaborated earlier this week on “MegaDeath,” as well as Rick Ross.

“I gave him strict instructions to start writing his rhymes the day I spoke to him so it’d be perfect, without [a] flaw in it, by the time I got home,” she said of her convo with Kiss.

“I think they genuinely felt for my situation,” she added. “They didn’t look at me as Remy Ma the rapper. I was Remy and ‘Whatever you need I ...

From the looks of Beyoncé’s latest pictures, the Carters are still on the run.

At the go-kart track, that is.

The Houston-bred singer posted the most adorable photos of the whole Carter Clan at the K1 Electric Indoor Kart Racing track.

Race the ski mask way

Bey poses at the track wearing a yellow ski mask and sexy pink halter with a belly chain.

“Daddy, I want my own car”

Jay Z and Blue Ivy walk hand-in-hand down a row of cars to pick their kart.

Number one

Just in case there was any doubt, the Queen B entered the winner’s circle in first place.

Start your engines!

Bey chucks up the deuce at the starting line.

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Today in things the Internet spits out that you wish it hadn’t, a TV show pilot called “Not Another High School Show” from way back in 2007 has been making the rounds. It features “Mad Men” star Alison Brie and Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence in a kitschy spoof of “Buffy The Vampire Slayer.”

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Brie plays the role of Muffy, a teenager tasked with hunting down the legendary beast “Wolfis Teenaguis” in her high school halls. Jennifer Lawrence makes a cameo appearance as a bewildered student lovingly dubbed “Sweet Tits” by a half-dead Wolfman. Check it out for yourself, and don’t say I didn’t warn you:

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Mike Brown’s family, along with their attorneys, released a statement on Friday (August 15), hours after the police both identified the officer responsible for Saturday’s shooting and named Brown as a suspect in a robbery from earlier in the day.

Read the statement in full below, via one of the family’s lawyers, Benjamin Crump:

Michael Brown’s family is beyond outraged at the devious way the police chief has chosen to disseminate piece mil information in a manner intended to assassinate the character of their son, following such a brutal assassination of his person in broad daylight.

There is nothing based on the facts that have been placed before us that can justify the execution style murder of their child by this police officer as he held his hands up, which is the universal sign of surrender.

The prolonged release of the officer’s name and then the subsequent alleged information regarding a robbery is the reason why the family and the local community have such distrust for the local law enforcement agencies.

It is no way transparent to release the still photographs alleged to be Michael Brown and refuse to release the photographs of the officer that executed him.

The police strategy of attempting to blame the victim will not divert our attention, from being focused on the autopsy, ballistics report and the trajectory of the bullets that caused Michael’s death and will demonstrate to the world this brutal execution of an unarmed teenager.

Despite the police naming Brown as a suspect in ...

Dear Jay Z,

I hope this letter finds you well, and why wouldn’t it? You’re Hov, the greatest rapper of all-time.

I’m not sure if you heard the news, but your former Roc-A-Fella protégé Beanie Sigel was released from prison yesterday after serving two years stemming from tax charges.

Now, I know things haven’t been all the way good between you and Beans — we all heard your line on Drake’s “Pound Cake” — but I also know seeing him free brought a smile to your face. No matter what you or any of your former Roc-A-Fella running mates have been through, you guys created a legacy that can’t be diminished. And that brings me to my next point.

Hov, I think it’s time to put the band back together. Listen, I’m not expecting Roc-A-Fella 2.0; that time has passed and it’ll be damn-near impossible to recapture that magic. Still, I do believe the time is right for a Roc-A-Fella reunion tour.

Yes, I know you’re currently On the Run with wifey, but hear me out. You and Dame Dash are both hustlers at heart and the crowds you would draw to see the Roc back together would surely bring in enough paper for everybody. Enough paper to put aside whatever differences for one last summer run.

The line-up would be epic: Jay Z, Kanye West, Beanie Sigel, State Property, Memphis Bleek, Cam’ron and the Diplomats; Clue can DJ, Pain in da Ass can be the host and Just Blaze and ...