By the time you read this, the 2014 MTV Movie Awards will be over: the trophies dispensed, the house cleared out and the many celebs in attendance off to either celebrate their successes or nurse the wounds of defeat. And if you've taken a peek at the night's final list of winners, you might even think that you know exactly who in Hollywood should be doing a victory dance until dawn.

But you'd be wrong! Because just because somebody took home a Golden Popcorn, that doesn't mean they won the MTV Movie Awards. That's something else entirely! No, there are true winners (and losers for that matter). So who were the actual champions, and who should we seriously feel sorry for?

And The Winners Are:
The Nokia Theatre Stage
Not to toot our own horn, but this may just have been the first-ever appearance of industrial volcano chic at a major awards ceremony, and it looked delightful.

YA
As in, young adult fiction! Whatever your particular tastes — a love story between cancer-stricken teens or one of the ever-popular dystopian dramas — YA was an undeniable winner Sunday. Tris from "Divergent" won Favorite Character, an exclusive new clip from all the feelings, and "Catching Fire" went home with a win for Movie of the Year.

Of Course, "Divergent"
For a movie not even eligible for nomination until next year's Movie Awards, "Divergent" was quite the star of Sunday night's show. Fans went wild for the arrival of stars Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort and Miles Teller; Tris Prior, the story's heroine, beat out ...

Stop looking at those Zac Efron shirtless pics
 for just a second, will ya? Or at least long enough to wade into our picks for the 14 greatest selfies taken by the stars on the red carpet, backstage and inside the Nokia Theater at Sunday night's 2014 MTV Movie Awards.

Seriously, enough with the Eefron
. Check these out:

1. Rita And Her Dawgs

Nobody could resist the allure of our badass puppy pen. Not even "50 Shades of Grey" co-star Rita Ora, who was one of dozens of stars who took selfies with one of the red carpet dawgs (and pre-show co-host Tyler Posey).

2. Another View Of The Sandwich

Here's what it looked like when Ora was grabbing that shot with Posey and two of his bitches before going inside.

3. Nicki And Her Leading Lady

Oh look! Nicki Minaj ran into her "Other Woman" on the carpet and they both look amazing.

4. The Whole "Woman" Crew

Did we mention that this other other woman is in it too?

5. Channing And Jenna Hit A Pre-Show Roadblock

Maybe Jonah Hill was right, being super hot does make it hard to blaze trails ... and avoid traffic.

6. "Mean" Girls Play Nice

These girls were not mean to Jonathan Bennett (aka Aaron Samuels.)

7. Zac Holds On To His Shirt

Yes, Efron still had time for fans, even if they weren't "Neighbors."

8. Step Stars Are All In

Co-stars Briana Evigan and Ryan A. Guzman definitely stepped it up for their carpet walk.

9. Channing Is Always On His Grind

You think Channing is just flashing the ...

Major spoilers from the most recent "Game of Thrones" episode, "The Lion and the Rose," are ahead. Proceed at your own risk.

The Lannisters always pay their debts, and true to the house's motto, a massive debt was paid last night on with the death of a character fans have rooted against since the very beginning of the series.

In "The Lion and the Rose," King's Landing played host to the most shocking wedding Westeros has ever seen — and that's truly saying something, considering the death of Robb and Catelyn Stark during last season's Red Wedding.

This time, the jaw-dropping twist came at the expense of House Lannister, and the feather in their cap: King Joffrey Baratheon, the wicked little boy-king who ordered Ned Stark's death, promised to cook and serve Robb's head to Sansa on a silver plate, and ultimately choked to death at his own wedding.

"It was really difficult to watch [Joffrey actor Jack Gleeson] do that," Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa, told MTV News about filming Joffrey's death scene, the crowning moment of an event known by fans as "The Purple Wedding." "It was like a five-day period that we filmed that. It was a week. We filmed that whole scene over five days."

Joffrey's death happens so suddenly, that it's hard to know what's happening until it's too late. But in the preceding scenes, Joffrey truly sings and dances for his demise, reminding viewers why they hate him so. He secretly orchestrates and launches a humiliating recreation of the War of Five Kings, replacing the major ...

1. Because She Selfies With Fans

When Miss Woodley rocked up to the red carpet tonight, she not only paused for snaps for the paparazzi, she also took a series of selfies with a row of beside-themselves fans. Way to live in the (spectacular) now, Shay.

2. Because Her Hair Game Is Always On Point

Whether her locks are long 'n' flowing in "The Spectacular Now," swishing in a kicky ponytail in "Divergent," or sleek and slick in "The Fault In Our Stars," Woodley always manages to look follicular-ly flawless. What's next, Shailene, a mohawk? You can pull it off. I believe in you.

3. Because She Rocked This Dress

This frock is equal parts demure and dauntless. The cut says, "Hey, I'm classy," but the color, texture and peek-a-boo accent at the waist say, "I am down to jump out of a moving train — and I will look damn good doing it."

4. Because She's Friends With John Green

Here's an awesome YA author just hanging with an awesome actress. Backstage. At the MTV Movie Awards. No big deal. This isn't anyone's dream or anything. Carry on.

5. Because She Was Just So Bad-Ass In This Clip

I'm already preparing myself for the inevitable tears, guys.

6. Because She Didn't Win 'Best Kiss,' But She Took it Graciously

Even though she lost the golden popcorn to Will Poulter, Woodley clapped and smiled with the best of them. What an amazing loser! (Not that you're a loser loser, Shay!)

Still, Woodley has plenty more smooches ahead of her on the silver screen — Four! ...