We’ve discussed 2014 VMA fashion down to the details, we’ve chosen our best dressed, and now we’ve enlisted the help of our longtime friend Jarvis Derrell (a.k.a. the brains behind #shehashadit) to give us his take on all things VMA.
ARIANA GRANDE
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YAAAAAAASSSSS KWEEN YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!! Whhheeeewww Babyiana Grande is declaring to the world, that she’s a Shondalababy no more. Church, Yaaaaaasssss!!!!! Now Kiesha, you know I live for a lady Kween in leather, and guuurrrllll, Miss Grande is letting me HAVE IT in every way possible. SERVE!!! This dress reminds me of that one time during the recession when I had to be a Craigslist dominatrix to support my addiction to online poker! WHEW!!! Don’t judge me Kweens, last month was real rough!!! In other news, congrats on SLAYING IT Ariana!!! #yaaaassss #omgthathighpony #ilive #20inchesofintergalacticpoprealness #andonemoreinchforthefans #amen #everybodyaintable #whewww #andthembootsgurrl #theonlybootsthatbelongonaredcarpet #10pointsforslytherin #moschino #comeandputyournameonit #leather #zippers #andpocketsohmy #barelylegal #butsoismypraise
TAYLOR SWIFT
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSS Tay Swift YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!! Guuurrrlll, who needs “body” when you can have long luxurious limbs of praise to ShondalaShake? Okaaaayyyy!!! Now church, you know I struggle with the idea of a high fashion romper covered in letters, 1.) because I’m dyslexic (self-diagnosed) and I don’t have the time, 2.) because it’s just plain against my religion ;). But I will say, Sister Swift really pulled it off! What a Sunday miracle church, I mean if I were her, I would have thrown ...