Your apartment building’s quiet hours mean no crazy parties, no loud music, and…no sex swings? This is the dilemma for one German man, whose landlord evicted him for regularly using a squeaky old swing set as part of his late night sexual activities.

A court in Munich ruled to uphold the landlord’s decision today. The tenant’s lease required quiet hours between 10 p.m. to 7 a.m., and his swing set antics repeatedly disturbed his neighbors with “sexual, athletic and squeaking noises” during this time period. The neighbors’ complaints then led to his eviction.

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The legal problem wasn’t the sex swing’s existence in the home — it was more about what time the “very old” swing was being used. The court said the tenant’s disruptively loud use late into the night “would no longer correspond to normal rental use, and must therefore not be tolerated as socially acceptable.”

So swing set dude, wherever you are, we guess you can keep getting your squeak on — just not while everyone else around you is trying to get some shuteye.

Deepa Lakshmin

We get the feeling a new show is going to intrude on your DVR sometime very soon. Tomorrow, in fact.

“Intruders,” a new offering from BBC America, premieres Saturday, and we get the feeling it’ll be just as addictive as the network’s other popular offerings. Mira Sorvino and John Simm Star in the thriller, which examines the idea of past lives and multiple lives simultaneously existing in one body. That’s not even to mention the quest for immortality that some of the characters embark upon.

Uh, what? It’s a tricky concept! There’s no one better to explain the show’s premise than its stars and creators, so while MTV News was at San Diego Comic-Con, we did just that.

As star Sorvino told us, “it’s really cool.”

Check out the clip above.

“Intruders” premieres Saturday on BBC America at 10 p.m.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

5 Seconds of Summer may look adorable and charming on the outside, but they may need help with their mackin’ skills. Their go-to pickup line? It’s something about a polar bear… and not the cuddly kind.

“How much does a polar bear weigh?” Luke Hemmings told MTV when we asked for his corniest move. That’s it.

If that line doesn’t make sense to you now, check out the video below for it to all make sense.

Will 5SOS be using that joke at the 2014 VMAs after they perform? There’s no way to tell, but I do know that Calum is already taken.

Watch 5SOS use their worst pickup lines and do their sit-down chair dance.

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Emilee Lindner

Member of MTV News' Cat Braintrust, has an unhealthy obsession with pork dumplings and tweeting Austin Mahone's mom. Follow @emileelindner

We’ve never been so excited to see someone eat sh** on a bicycle.

HBO today posted a teaser video taunting us with the fact that “Girls,” the show that your mom totally thinks is about your life and it really isn’t except when it kind of is, is in production for its fourth season.

Lena Dunham, our best friend star and creator of the show, pops out of a cute house that we maybe think could be in Iowa (remember the acceptance letter that ended season three?) and onto an equally cute bike, before promptly tipping over. Because, like, duh. At least she was wearing an adorable pink helmet.

The video doesn’t drop a premiere date for season four yet (cry, cry, cry), only the vague “2015,” but it did share the url for a nifty production diary tumblr comprised of instragrams and tweets from the set of the show.

We can’t wait. And, Lena, if you need someone to help you figure out that whole bike sitch, you know who to call.

Kase Wickman @worstkase

Most of us have the sex talk with our mothers as teenagers. We think it’ll never have to happen again. And then we find EL James’s “Fifty Shades Of Grey” next to Mom’s pillow. Recently, my mother and I had our second big talk when she was in town for a visit. I’m in my 20s now, but I felt just as uncomfortable as I did a decade ago.

“What is this?” I asked, expecting her to claim that she was holding it for a friend.

She wasn’t, though, and if I had to guess, your mom isn’t holding it for a friend either. With the book’s mainstream success and an upcoming feature film, we have to accept that our moms don’t just know what BDSM is — they actually kind of like the idea. It’s hard to deal with and even harder to discuss, but you can get through this with a few familiar talking points.

Related: ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Can Lead To Abusive Relationships, Study Shows

“The Most Important Thing Is To Be Safe”

Mom led with this topic during your first sex talk. Similarly, attempt to scare her away from the subject at hand. Google a few dangerous sex bloopers. When you’re too disgusted to relay specifics, just warn her that trying what she sees in “Fifty Shades” can land her in the ER.

“It’s Perfectly Healthy”

No one wants their parents reenacting “Fifty Shades” scenes, but if your parents are still together, you ...

Maci Bookout‘s son Bentley has been celebrating a series of firsts lately, including a grand slam and starting kindergarten. And now, the cute five-year-old is due a very special treat — under his pillow from the tooth fairy.

Maci Bookout's Instagram

“Benny lost his first tooth at school today! FINALLY! #bigkid,” his proud mama posted on Instagram, along with a snapshot of her kiddo showing off his dental situation — down one pearly white. Pretty soon, his piggy bank will runneth over — better get ready, Maci!

Bentley isn’t the only “Teen Mom” child saying farewell to his former grin: Amber Portwood‘s mini-me Leah recently flashed her new toothless smile and resembled an adorable Jack-o’-lantern.

Be sure to stay tuned to MTV News for more updates on the return of Maci and Bentley!

Jordana Ossad