If you know anything about Karl Lagerfeld, you know that he is o-b-s-e-s-s-e-d with his cat, Choupette. She inspires him both personally and professionally—she has two Karl Lagerfeld collections modeled after her. From everything you read about her, she is a very impressive feline.

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The Coveteur recently got to go to visit her room in Paris, which is, apparently, full of photos of her chilling with Karl (vain much? JK) and her Shu Uemera collaboration. The site was also given videos—straight from Karl’s iPad, natch—of Choupette doin’ her thang and, um, no offense, but she’s a regular cat…

Like, maybe it’s my fault for reading so many Karl interviews where he raves about her (hobbies are important, you guys), but I wouldn’t expect Choupette to find hiding in a box as enjoyable as other cats do? She loves chasing ribbons as much as my cat—for some reason I expected more from her.

The video does reveal, though, the white Goyard bowls she eats her pâté from and the ceramic figure (of herself!) that sits across from her as she chows down.

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Nothing could have made Leonardo DiCaprio’s drug-fueled character in “The Wolf of Wall Street” seem even more amped up and maniacal than he already was. Nothing, that is, until this video of him, as Jordan Belfort, lip syncing System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!”

The 2001 metal anthem so perfectly fits with Leo’s rage-face — it shouldn’t work, but it does…oh, how it does:

How did anyone even think to put this together?! “The Wolf Of System Of A Down” may quickly supplant “The Wizard of Oz” and Pink Floyd as the best film/music mash-up of all time.

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Marvel Comics isn’t launching their entirely new series based on the classic “Star Wars” movies until January, but we’ve got your exclusive first look at artist Skottie Young’s amazing interlocking covers for the first three issues of the series right here, right now.

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For Young, getting the chance to draw “Star Wars” was a dream come true.

“Like most people my age, I spent a good part of my childhood playing with ‘Star Wars’ toys for hours on end,” Young said via statement from Marvel. “I cried like a baby when I realized I left my wampa figure on the radiator and his leg melted half off.

“Flash forward years later and I get to be a little (pun absolutely intended) part of the ‘Star Wars’ universe by creating my take on these covers. It’s surreal. Also, I’ve shared that wampa story before and fans actually bring me wampa figures to cons. THIS IS MY LIFE!”

For those not up to speed on the new comics, they’ll be set shortly after the destruction of the first Death Star in “Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.” All three books are being coordinated with Lucasfilm to make sure they line up with both the original films and whatever is being planned for “Episode VII,” “VIII” and beyond.

The three books, from left to right are:

- “Princess Leia #1,” kicking off a five-issue miniseries in March, 2015 by writer Mark Waid and artist Terry Dodson.

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We’ve watched Bella Thorne sing, dance, hone her comedy chops with the likes of Adam Sandler and Steve Carell, and even break down the dos and don’ts of texting, but it’s pretty safe to say that we’ve never seen the Disney starlet quite like this before. Thorne is set to play a mean girl bully slash murder suspect on next Sunday’s (October 19) episode of “CSI,” and based on this sneak peek video, we kind of think she’s guilty:

In the video, which was exclusively debuted by Yahoo, Thorne is seen tormenting her classmate for being a “tech geek.” However, that’s not even the worst part — the whole thing ends with an explosion, followed by an unfortunate teacher running down the hallway, completely engulfed in flames. Could Thorne possibly be guilty? You’ll have to wait and see!

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Now that we’ve all taken a break from frantically crafting our Katniss Halloween costumes (sidebraid included, duh) to watch the latest oh-so-teasy teaser for “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1″, it’s time to talk about how very awesome it is. Because it’s pretty awesome.

Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) visits her former home in District 12 in the minute-long clip, in a scene that’s taken straight from the first page of Suzanne Collins’ book. And when we say straight from the first page, we mean it. All this teaser is missing is Katniss forcibly catnapping poor Buttercup and shoving him into her game bag.

To show you just how closely the movie seems to be sticking to the text, we pulled passages from the book, as compared to the trailer.

I stare down at my shoes, watching as a fine layer of ash settles on the worn leather. This is where the bed I shared with my sister, Prim, stood. Over there was the kitchen table. The bricks of the chimney, which collapsed in a charred heap, provide a point of reference for the rest of the house. How else could I orient myself in this sea of gray?

Almost nothing remains of District 12. A month ago, the Capitol’s firebombs obliterated the poor coal miners’ houses in the Seam, the shops in the town, even the Justice Building. The only area that escaped incineration was the Victor’s Village. I don’t know why exactly. Perhaps so anyone forced ...