You never know what will happen when Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet have a night on the (college) town — especially if they’re at a frat party.

Ferguson dropped by “Conan” Wednesday night and told the hilarious story of how he and his “Modern Family” husband visited Stonestreet’s alma mater and ended up surprising his old fraternity at 2:30 a.m.

“They had just thrown this huge party where they basically trashed the frat house,” he said. “They were apologetic how it looked, but I was like, ‘This is exactly how I was expecting it to look like. It’s disgusting!”

And if that wasn’t enough, Eric wanted to check out his old room, where he unexpectedly stumbled on a copulating couple.

“There was a man in there with his lady friend and they were under the sheets doing naughty, naughty things,” he laughed. “We come into the room, and they’re like, ‘hey!’ and she’s like covering herself up with a sheet and then they were like ‘oh my god can we get a picture with you guys?’ ”

And, being the most awesome duo in television, they obliged with the naked couple. Awkward!

Emilee Lindner

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Batten down the hatches, duck for cover and set Life Alert bracelets to, um, alerted because Ariana Grande and Ed Sheeran have both been added to the 2014 MTV EMA performers’ roster, and this news is seriously not a drill.

Related: Get The Complete List Of 2014 MTV EMA Nominees!

On Sunday, November 9, the “Break Free” singer and the “Don’t” crooner will take the stage at MTV’s annual awards show honoring the hottest music from all over the globe. They join previously announced performer Nicki Minaj, who will also host the EMA live from the SSE Hydro arena in Glasgow, Scotland.

Speaking of that night, Ariana is nominated in a total of six EMA categories: Best Song for “Problem” featuring Iggy Azalea, Best Pop, Best Female, Best New, Best Push and Biggest Fans. Ed, meanwhile, is up for a respectable two himself: Best Male and Best U.K. & Ireland Act. A win for either would mark their first-ever EMA.

Related: Check Out Highlights From The 2013 MTV EMA!

The 2014 EMA will air on MTV channels worldwide, with the U.S. telecast kicking off in Miami at 7:00 p.m. ET/PT, and — can anyone else not feel their face right now? Just me? Where is my face?

Anyway, we’ve still got over a month to go until Grande and Sheeran slay the EMA ...

Netflix isn’t just making all-new original shows anymore. It’s also getting in the all-new original feature film business as well. The streaming service is already set to release “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: The Green Legend” as its first feature, and now, Netflix has lined up four more original movies — and they’re all about Adam Sandler.

The legendary “Billy Madison” and “Happy Gilmore” comedian has teamed up with Netflix to star in and produce four feature films, exclusively for Netflix. That’s right: Four brand-new Sandler movies, completely bypassing theaters, landing firmly and immediately on Netflix.

“People love Adam’s films on Netflix and often watch them again and again,” says Netflix’s Ted Sarandos. “His appeal spans across viewers of all ages — everybody has a favorite movie, everyone has a favorite line — not just in the US but all over the world.”

As for why Sandler wants in on the Netflix game? His answer is… well, it’s positively Sandler.

“When these fine people came to me with an offer to make four movies for them, I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only… Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks,” he said. “Let the streaming begin!”

Oh, Adam.

Right now, there’s no word on the actual movies that Sandler’s set to make for Netflix, or when you should expect to see them. The Happy Madison mastermind is best known for comedy, but he’s dabbled in dramatic fare previously, as recently as “The Cobbler,” which premiered at the Toronto Film Festival this ...

Being Miley Cyrus’ accountant is our new unicorn dream job. Why? Because how awesome would it be to fill out her tax forms this year and try to find a way to deduct ALL the gag penis props Miley uses on her tour as professional expenses?

Maybe you could just cut and paste pictures from her Santiago, Chile, show on Wednesday as proof?

Have You Hugged Your Giant Inflatable Penis Today?

Is That A Penis In Your Hair, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

The current South American leg of her tour has been SO full of d’s.

All Shapes And Sizes

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After weeks of red-alert bump watching, Mila Kunis has given birth to her first child with fiance Ashton Kutcher! And considering who her parents are, the little one can’t waste any time establishing herself as a force on the Hollywood scene.

This child is destined for greatness, y’all — and as we all know, the clothes make the woman… er, baby. So in honor of her birth, MTV’s staff has designed a host of pop-culturally relevant onesies for Baby Kutcherkunis that reference mom and dad’s most famous moment in the spotlight. Snap her into one of these, and everyone will know exactly whose kid this is.

Think you can do better? Leave your own punny pop cultural fashion ideas in the comments.

Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield

You are a movie fan, and so you probably know that director David Fincher began his ridiculously successful career directing music videos. It’s a fun fact you can point out to your unsuspecting date during particularly tense scenes of “Gone Girl,” Fincher’s latest directorial effort, out October 3rd.

One fantastic side effect of a great director beginning his career directing music videos in the 1980s? A great director directed a LOT of ’80s music videos! And with the magic of the 2014 intranets, we can watch them all whenever we want, complete with a frothy mix of shame and amusement.

But which 10 Fincher-helmed music videos are the most “’80s,” exactly? There’s no correct answer — from a cultural perspective, the 1980s was probably the single most distinguishable decade in American history, after all — but my goodness, the following 10 videos are spectacularly ’80s.

10. “Most of All,” Jody Watley (1988)

Nothing like opening your video with a close-up shot of Alka-Seltzer dissolving in water, the resulting carbonation covering some shirtless dude as he touches himself suggestively. Ladies and gentlemen, Ronald Reagan’s America.

9. “Say You Will,” Foreigner (1987)

Like “Most of All,” Foreigner’s “Say You Will” is both black and white and features extreme close-ups of everything, which…somehow works and I’ve had this song stuck in my head for three days now?

8. “Love Will Rise Again,” Loverboy (1987)

Best part: The concert’s sprinklers go off around the two-minute mark because Loverboy just made everything too hot. But! No one dies from electrical ...

While everyone goes through their fair share of issues during their teenage years, growing up transgender throws its own unique set of experiences into the mix. That’s why MTV and Logo TV teamed up for “Laverne Cox Presents: The T Word,” produced by the “Orange Is The New Black” star herself, and we have your first look at the documentary right here.

The sneak peek, which premiered Wednesday (October 1) on Logo TV, gives us a fleeting intro to some of the young people we’ll get to meet when the special airs simultaneously on MTV and Logo TV on October 17.

Over the footage, Cox explains what “The T Word” is all about: “We live in a world where people are often judged for being different,” she says, “but this is a celebration of those differences, as well as how we’re the same. We’ll follow the courageous lives of young trans people from the moment of realization to dating, to family and the often dangerous obstacles they faced on the path to self-discovery.” Sounds amazing. Watch the full clip below.

“Laverne Cox Presents: The T Word” premieres on Friday, October 17, at 7:00 p.m. ET/6:00 p.m. CT on MTV and Logo TV.

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Nicki Minaj is known for fusing pop and hip-hop with chart-topping results, but has she ever considered throwing some bluegrass in there? By the sounds of this twangin’ cover of “Anaconda,” maybe she should.

Known for their genre-switching covers of popular songs, Postmodern Jukebox say they were inundated by requests to tackle the “Pills N Potions” MC’s sexually charged track. “Well, a bunch of you requested this one, and after hearing Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda,’ we just knew that we had to cover it,” says band in the YouTube video’s description.

Backed by guest banjoist Matt Bruer, lead singer Robyn Adele Anderson, all barefoot and pigtailed, sing-raps the lyrics to the smash hit with a Honky Tonkin’ flourish. But what makes this viral video truly pop, though, is Von Smith, who casually pets Marty the Chihuahua while singing backup in a chair.

Maurice Bobb @ReeseReport

In case you missed all of Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” outtakes thus far, we’ve already gone behind the scenes of the cheerleading, ballet, modern dance, animators, twerking and finger tutting sequences. I guess that just leaves…ribbon dancing!

Although Tay Tay was a master (well, sorta) at most of the dance styles listed above, ribbon-dancing is definitely not her forte. Like, at all.

What happens when you mix Taylors with Ribbons? Things like this.

And she basically almost choked herself.

Somehow she tied the ribbon into a knot.

Taylor, that is NOT a fishing pole!

Girlfriend…

Even Swift herself admits that ribbon-dancing just isn’t her thing. Watch the new “Shake It Off” outtakes below!

Jessica Hyndman

Chris Brown ditched his singing voice in favor of his rapper alter ego on his new remix of French Montana’s “Don’t Panic,” which Funkmaster Flex premiered on Wednesday (October 1).

Like many other artists who have hopped on the DJ Mustard-produced track, MC Breezy adds a very capable opening verse after the Mac & Cheese 4 rapper’s opening hook.

“Don’t panic, I see you poppin’ that p—y/ I’m trying to lick on the cookie/ I’m eating through the panties/In-N-Out that booty ham sandwich” he raps on the extremely NSFW track.

With all of the references to women, it wouldn’t be that surprising if he had a few in the studio with him when he laid down those bars.

As Brown told MTV News’ Sway Calloway recently, that’s pretty much his M.O. while recording. “My vibe is a little different — I like to have a party. It’s like the club in my studio with 15 or 20 girls, a couple of my homies, drinks and everybody’s having fun. I just get the vibe off the energy from them.”

Maurice Bobb @ReeseReport