Did you have high expectations for “The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story,” Lifetime’s biopic chronicling the behind-the-scenes antics of Bayside High’s students? If so, they probably screeched to a halt upon seeing the finished product.

The “Saved by the Bell” biopic, spearheaded by Screech actor Dustin Diamond and disavowed by other cast members of the 1990s teen comedy, aired on Lifetime last night, and the reviews are … well, “mixed” would be a nice way of putting it. Let’s just say that on a scale of “so excited” to “so scared,” your expectations should be closer to the latter end of the spectrum.

If you didn’t catch Lifetime’s “Saved by the Bell” movie, don’t worry; these reviews will tell you everything you need to know.

“So it turns out ‘The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell Story’ is really just Lifetime for ‘Sharknado.’ The network opted not to screen the movie in advance, presumably assuming the nostalgia/live-tweeting factor would only be undermined by the realization this wasn’t so much a movie as a music montage interrupted by reenactments from a mediocre but improbably long-running ‘90s Saturday-morning show. Told primarily from the perspective of Dustin Diamond (who doubles as a producer), the project explores the age-old insecurities of young actors and challenges of sudden stardom, but in such a tedious, empty way the bell couldn’t come soon enough.” — Brian Lowry, Variety

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This might not be the “Loki” movie news you wanted, but it just might be the “Loki” movie news you need.

Those who worship at the altar of Tom Hiddleston (and his mustache Wendy) have long advocated for Marvel Studios to turn out a feature film built entirely on the shoulders of Asgard’s biggest mischief maker. There’s no news on that front today, sadly, but there’s this: A fan-film called “Loki: Brother of Thor,” more than two hours long, created using most of the character’s scenes from his Marvel Cinematic Universe appearances: “Thor,” “The Avengers” and “Thor: The Dark World.”

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Created by Vimeo user Loki Odinson, “Loki: Brother of Thor” chronicles Loki’s development as one single narrative, cutting some scenes (including fight sequences) and adding others (deleted scenes especially) as a result. Certain character arcs are abandoned entirely, including Iron Man and (surprisingly enough) Thor’s. The creator explains: “My goal wasn’t to sully these films and their characters, but rather offer a different interpretation that celebrates Loki … so no offense intended.”

(via io9)

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The season finale of “Keeping up with the Kardashians” aired on Monday night (September 1), and fans finally got a look inside Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding.

During the episode, “KUTK” viewers saw everything from the dress fitting, to their visit to the Versace mansion, to the rehearsals and the perfect kiss. And, according to E!, they even revealed what Kim gave husband Kanye as a wedding gift: her book of selfies.

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While we’ve been hearing about her over-300-page book of selfies for the past month, it came as a bit of a surprise that someone might actually have an advanced copy of “Selfish.” It makes sense that it would be ‘Ye.

Kimye got married in Italy on May 24, and three months later, the couple are still as cute as ever. Kim and sister Kylie were spotted at Made in America Festival this weekend, wearing all black as they supported Kanye from the crowd.

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Think you’ve had a good summer (R.I.P.)? Think again. Lea Michele put our vacation pics to shame when she shared her birthday celebration photos on Twitter.

The “Glee” star decided to start her 28th year in Mexico, staying at the Garza Blanca Resort in Puerto Vallarta. With good friends, nap time, awesome sunsets and gorgeous views, Michele is living it up the right way after her August 29 birthday.

She got in some rest in a comfy hammock

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Chilled with her friends in an infinity pool

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Explored a jungle of palm trees

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And watched the sun as it set over the Bahía de Banderas

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Basically, her photos look like she’s on some photo shoot in the tropics. But nope, this is just Lea’s life. HBD, girl.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s secret wedding last weekend was a complete surprise to most, but now, the couple are sharing more about their special day.

Their wedding photos will be revealed in People, and the mag unveiled its cover Monday (September 1). Jolie looks gorgeous in a Atelier Versace gown, which was stitched with her children’s drawings. Her big family — all dressed up — poses happily together on the cover as well.

According to the magazine, Maddox, 13; Pax, 10; Zahara, 9; Shiloh, 8; Vivienne, 6; and Knox, 6, all had parts in the wedding, taking their mother down the aisle, carrying the rings, spreading flower petals, helping with vows and even baking the cake!

Related: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie’s 9 Best Quotes About Their Love.

The couple’s wedding was attended by just 20 friends and family members on August 23 at Château Miraval, the family’s estate in the French village of Correns.

“It was important to us that the day was relaxed and full of laughter,” Pitt and Jolie told People. “It was such a special day to share with our children and a very happy time for our family.”

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5 Seconds of Summer have always been poetic dudes. So when I asked them about their work on their upcoming album, they used the most brilliant metaphor possible: Pokemon.

Yep, Ashton, Luke, Michael and Calum thought their transformation on the new record kind of resembles that of Squirtle’s change into Wartortle. Maybe they’ll reach Blastoise status in the future? In the meantime, grab your Pokeballs and try to catch all of 5SOS’ Pokemon references in this video.

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