We all know how Miley Cyrus is spending her Valentine's Day.

After weeks of teasing us with costumes, sets and merchandise, Cyrus is just a few hours away from kicking off her much anticipated Bangerz Tour on Friday (February 14) in Vancouver.

To make sure you are fully prepared, here are seven things you can expect from Miley's Bangerz Tour.

1. It Might Make You Hungry
Last week Miley decided to give everyone a taste — literally — of what they can expect when she shared a photo of herself sucking her thumb and lying across a giant hotdog.

2. It Will Be Patriotic
Miley is definitely bringing the "Party in the U.S.A." to her Bangerz tour. We know for certain that one of her many costumes — which were designed by Roberto Cavalli, Jeremy Scott, The Blonds and Marc Jacobs — will be a red, white and blue leotard complete with cowboy boots.

3. It'll Be 4/20 Friendly
Miley has made it no secret that she which is why she's bringing her love for the green leaf to the stage. In another picture released from rehearsal, the "We Can't Stop" singer shows off her backside in a tight sequined ensemble as her back-up dancer dances on her dressed as a human-sized joint.

4. There Will Be Animals
Miley teamed up with "Ren & Stimpy" creator John Kricfalusi to help bring some of her visions to life. So what exactly is that vision? Oh, it's just like a giant blue dog.

5. There Will Be Tons Of Swag
With Bangerz undies and "Marry ...

Sorry hip-hop, but if Nicki Minaj's rhymes on her braggadocios new single, pissed you off, it wasn't intentional. The Queen of the Barbz was just out to level the playing field, lyrically speaking, for all of the women who never get a chance to "talk crazy."

"Oh my fod, when am I not pissin' people off? I don't even try at this point," Nicki said when she called into Hot 97's Angie Martinez Show Thursday evening (February 13). "I don't think the majority of the people are actually pissed off, I think it's just a great conversation to have 'cause it's so many records that come out daily and they're nothin' but bashing females. I think that I am in a position to put a record out that women can feel empowered by in our own way, you know? Not in a suit and tie way, in our way. We never get a chance to talk crazy and we don't always wanna tell you how much we love you."

That said, the Young Money empress did acknowledge that the single's "unofficial" artwork, which features the iconic photograph of a militant Malcolm X leering out of a window while holding an assault rifle, may have been misunderstood, which she apologized for, again.

"It was just a parallel in my opinion because he has this big gun ready to shoot lookin' ass bleeps and so that's how I looked at it," she said of the track, which will be on the Young Money compilation LP, Rise of an Empire, ...

A little over four months after the Jonas Brothers abruptly called it quits, Nick has a kickass acting gig to keep him busy.

Nick has just landed a role on DirecTV's upcoming martial arts drama "Navy St," MTV News has confirmed.

The hourlong drama is described as "raw, emotional family drama set in Los Angeles" that revolves around Alvey Henderson (played by "Captain America" star Frank Grillo), a former fighter battling addiction. Jonas will play Nate Henderson, Alvey's youngest son and the prized fighter at the gym.

"The Glades" star Kiele Sanchez is set to play his character's girlfriend, Lisa Prince, and "Parenthood" actor Jonathan Tucker will play his older brother Jay.

This is hardly Nick's first time acting. Long after the Nick series that launched him and his brothers to stardom, Nick also played smug teenager Lyle West on "Smash" and made appearances on "Hawaii Five-O" and "Last Man Standing." As a child, he appeared in Broadway productions "Les Miserables," "Beauty and the Beast" and "Annie Get Your Gun," and returned to the Great White Way in 2012 for

So really, this latest gig shouldn't be any surprise. After all, when we caught up with the JoBros shortly after their split, Nick hinted at plans to return to the stage.

"I think that for me, personally, my next move will be recording music, writing for myself and other people and maybe a return to theater at some point," he said.

Production on "Navy St." begins on May 5 in Los Angeles.

The guys were there for Justin Bieber in the midst of strippergate, so, naturally, they're here for you in your darkest hour, too.

We're talking about Valentine's Day, the time that tries men's souls. The big (totally bogus) holiday is less than 24 hours away, and chances are you don't have squat planned for that special someone. And thanks to the jerks at "Saturday Night Live," that last-minute run to CVS is no longer an option.

So with time ticking down, what are you supposed to do? Well, for starters, stop worrying. The "Workaholics" have a plan to make the day — and the night — extra special. And highly sexual, too.

"We love love, so this is an exciting topic for us," Adam DeVine said. "Like, most guys would tell you it's all about a good butt and some boobs, but not us. I mean, it is about them, but also it's also about, uh, other things."

Like, for example, choosing the right words to woo your potential Valentine:

"My favorite pickup line of all time is 'Hey, nice butt ... do you wipe it?' " Anders Holm said. "Then if they go, 'No,' you say, 'Well, can I?' And if they say 'Yes,' you know they have a clean butt."

"Yeah, that's how we fell in love with him," DeVine added.

Once you've wooed, it's time to wow your date with a romantic dinner. And, no, it doesn't matter that you're broke. In fact, that will only make the night more special.

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